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God is not omnipotent. He cannot create a problem he can't solve...

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The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.
- Alexander Pope

Monday, August 20

CS Strategy Guide

Hi there,
Here’s a strategy guide on Counter Strike based on my experience. Hope you’ve had a look at my previous article on CS in general at A Tribute to CS


DISCLAIMER:

  • Please note that all ideas, tactics, thoughts and strategies in this article are purely IMO and are a result of my gaming experience alone!
  • Secondly, this article is mainly for those who have had CLAN match experience and have mastered their basics. You will neither come across elementary tips like “Hold the crosshair near the head region to get a better kill” nor will you find intermediate assistance like recoil control of the CV (AK-47) or to “look away when the flash grenade is thrown” or about “wall-banging” or “spamming” as it is lovingly called. I’m assuming you know all this!
  • This article is mainly based on CS: 1.6. References can probably be drawn to CS: Condition Zero and Source.

In case anybody feels the need to modify the strategies according to their game play, please do so and if you feel something blatantly wrong with my way of thinking, do let me know.

Well, moving on with the article at hand, here are certain things that I have noticed over the time I have been in this love-affair with the game.
There are thousands of good players in the game. And by good, I mean skill-wise. But most of us treat CS as a game, which automatically puts it in second gear. Finding a clan, getting into a groove with each other and going pro by looking for sponsors etc. is a tedious job which requires dedication and commitment which few of us are prepared to put. That’s probably the reason why we find so few pro-gamers who make it big and more so, in India, where the unconventional is considered taboo!
Still, there are many who play really well, but encounter an occasional ass-whopping now and then, and are unable to know what went wrong! You may find a couple of thoughts here worthwhile and put them to use.

Allow me to go with the flow. Let’s first analyze a couple of common scenarios I’ve encountered while playing.

  • Firstly, a team should have a captain. Not in the strictest sense of the word, but rather an in-game leader with the best ‘game-sense’ in the squad who is capable of giving sensible orders. Once the leader has been decided, know that his one decision can change the outcome of a round and in turn change the course of the game. I'm sure all of us know this, but still, we falter. Why? When the leader calls (preferably ASAP), the team SHOULD listen to his orders and act accordingly. It should not happen that the leader calls for an ‘eco’ round and one smartass volunteers, “But I’ve already purchased a sniper rifle!”

  • This can be achieved in many ways. One way which I prefer and is followed by many pros is that the team quickly broadcast their financial position in the beginning of the round curtly like “5k” or "3500" or so and the leader can in turn make a quick decision. Some of the general orders by the leader are “Buy up”, “DA”(Deagle [Desert Eagle] and Armor), “eco” in terms of economics.

  • The details of the in-game movement/flanking/complex team strategies should never be decided over the course of the game and should always be pre-decided. This will reduce the burden on the already over-taxed leader!

  • Speaking of natural strategies, grenading is of primary importance in the game. A great CS player can be identified by the nades he throws. A semi pro team that played against Team 3d was interviewed in WSVG LANWar and they said what distinguished them from Team 3D was not much in the skill department but in the perfectly co-ordinated strategies and the precise throwing of the nades and the flashes. The opposition’s movement was greatly hampered by the incoming flashes. Never underestimate the power of nades. Smoke grenade is optional and depends on the captain’s strategy but two flashes and one HE-grenade are a must in every round unless the captain says “buy-up” and you don’t have money for both a primary weapon and nades.

  • As you play, you will realize that secondary weapons (pistols) can be turned into powerful killing objects in the hands of an expert but nades cannot be replaced. Gun economics are team specific and captain should co-ordinate, but contrary to popular opinion, nades are as important as are the guns.

  • So in general, all necessities (like combinations of AK/M4+2 Flash+1 He-grenade+armor and other variations) can be bound to specific keys. For this you will have to prepare scripts for binding keys to specific tasks. You don’t have to sweat it. There are countless readymade scripts available for free on the net (http://www.counterscript.net/ for example) and you can bind the keys accordingly with minor changes or none. This will save lots of time during the freezetime which can be used for strategizing.

  • I have seen many cases where a person has $10000 while his teammate is an employee of an Indian software company (read - penniless!). CS is all about teamwork. Never hoard in any round. If you have killed four opponents in the previous round, you will undoubtedly have gotten more money than your teammates in this round. Buy up for your teammates instead of hoarding for the subsequent rounds. A team with two Famas(Clarion) guns is better than a team with a Maverick(M4/Colt) and a pistol only!

  • Continuing from the previous point, if you want a weapon from your teammate, simply asking him should be augmented by making some symbol in the game, by say, jumping up and down or repeatedly operating your flash-light. This will help your teammate locate you in the game and can throw the weapon in your direction, thus eliminating the need to run back to collect the weapon. This point may look elementary now, but it’s of infinite importance in a Terrorist rush when speed and reaching the bombsite first is of utmost importance.


Alright, enough of economics, here are some general thoughts.

  • Many people(including me) have begun with CS:Condition Zero and since, the pros deal only with CS1.6 (for a number of reasons which I’ll say later), the CS 1.6 gun ‘lingo’ has to be adapted. So here’s a quick walkthrough of CS terms w.r.t general terms!
    M4 = M4A1 = Colt = Maverick ( B -> 4 -> 3 of CTs)
    CV = CV47 = AK47(although CV is used in CZ too)
    Famas = Clarion ( B -> 4 -> 1 of CTs)
    Galil = IDF Defender ( B -> 4 -> 1 of CTs)
    Steyr AUG = Bullpup ( B -> 4 -> 4 of CTs)
    AWP = Arctic Warfare Police(Rifle) = Magnum Sniper Rifle

  • One thing I’ve noticed is a learning curve in CS that follows the graph of series resonance! Let me explain. In the beginning, you take time to shoot at a person even if he is standing in front of you. As we gain more experience, we develop itchy trigger-fingers and shoot at the very first person we see, resulting in several team kills too! But as you go pro, you learn pro and realize that in CS, shooting a guy, even an enemy, is not always the best option.
    This theory should not be pushed to its limits like what SK SpaWn did in CPL Winter 2005***(please look at the bottom of the article), but there are times when you need not shoot an enemy too.

    For example, if you are well-concealed and are waiting for the opponents, don’t start shooting at the first person u see.. This way, you might get one guy at the most, but the others will hunt you down because of your reload etc. Remember, people generally (especially Terrorists) come in packs. Only international pro level go single to separate places because they have the skill to go solo….So even if one guy comes, contrary to what your trigger-itchy fingers tell you, wait. Let 2-3 guys pass you, they wont see you coz you are hidden, and then start shooting. This makes more game sense.

  • I am not a great sniper. I am above average and used to be good, but I got so accustomed to assault weapons and became a better assaulter through practice and worse at sniping realizing that assaulting is what I like! So, I have realized that we need to play only with what we are comfortable with. If you feel you are good at assault, do not practice sniping just to become better at it. Get better at assault.

  • Having said this, when it comes to sniping, if enemy is close we generally switch to secondary weapon; this is what we generally do. I’m not asking you stop that, but now, if you haven’t done it yet, try adapting to giving unzoomed shots, it works many times, though not perfectly accurate as the scoped shot, it will hit roughly in the center area which is more than enough at close range. This type of single-shot-kill is more effective than switching to secondary where you need many pistol shots to kill the opponent.

Well, that’s it for now I guess. I made this article quite elementary and borderline intermediate level. I’ll be back with more complex (and probably more useful!) T and CT specific strategies. Hope this was useful to you. Till then, take care!

***Full marks to SK_Spawn fro his brilliant performance in CPL Winter 2005, which is considered by many to be last great CS tournament which had the best teams from all over the world. After this, unfortunately, America fell to the CS : Source marketing wave. Anyways, Spawn shone in the eyes of the world for his brilliant ninja style defuse in De_Cbble map against Swedish powerhouse NiP, where he, as CT, almost defuses the bomb with 4 Terrorists still alive in the opposition guarding it! The 1 Vs. 4 eco klutch round of Spawn versus Begrip Gaming in De_Train map is also a visual treat.

Sunday, August 19

A Tribute to CS

Hey there,
A couple of my friends have been asking me why I haven’t come up with any article on one of my longstanding passions, the best game in the world – Counter Strike, which got me into thinking that though there are a million strategy guides and articles on the game, a very select few deal with the tactics and game control on an advanced level. So here’s my contribution to the phenomenon called Counter Strike.


First off, let me say something about the beautiful game itself! I won’t be saying anything more clichéd other than “CS is a tactical first-person shooter which is a Half-Life Mod, developed by by Minh "Gooseman" Le and Jess "Cliffe" Cliffe, blah blah blah”.

But you will appreciate the beauty of the game when you realize how such a simple game, which demands so less from your hardware so that you can effortlessly run it on a 1.5GHz processor system, and which has such a simple game-plan that the Counter-Terrorist must prevent the Terrorist from planting the bomb, became the most-played multiplayer game in the world.
The phenomenon of CS has permeated into the world so much that it is said that at any given point of time, you will be playing along with 70 thousand people all across the world, albeit, on different servers( Source : Internet. Website: Forgotten. Sorry!). Valve did good to remove VIP Assassination and Hostage-Rescue maps from the international competition scene as they made the game too side intensive.

The beauty of the game can also be seen in the bugs or glitches in CS like spamming(shooting through walls), fast switch etc, that deviates this from real world shooting, but in turn serves the purpose of rather separating the newbies(noobs) from the semi pros and the semi pros from the pros.

In the beginning , the game appears to be a mindless shooting game like the other scores of clones it has spawned, but as we delve deeper into the game and go into clan level, we see that the game is less about skill (at the higher level) and more about careful planning, strategies and precise teamwork. In the words of CoL St0rm, you need to know your teammates and your opponents as well very closely if you need to turn the game in your favor.
A team with high skill and excellent strategy can overcome a team of extraordinarily gifted players who do not know each other’s strengths and weaknesses. This is where teamwork shines in CS, making CS different from the other FPS games in the market.

Finally, here’s my tribute to the greatest game in the world.

The place has been set. The plans have been made. The battle lines have been drawn. The time is now. Chaos shall reign supreme. Governments shall bow down to their demands. The world you wish to live in shall cease to exist. The awesome power of destruction will be unleashed. But You will stand against them. You will foil their plans. You will destroy the destroyers. You will rid the world of the harbingers of terror. You are the Hero. You are the Counter Terrorist.

You walk amidst ‘dust’ and the grime to outsmart the enemy. You pillage the ‘Aztec’ gold with glee. The tall bastions of castle ‘Cobblestone’ stand testament to your stealth and guile. The dark and musty corners in the ‘train’ yard are your companions as you move towards your destiny. The sound of your gunshot inspires awe and respect in the eyes of the enemy as they wistfully try to trap you in the ‘dust too’. Governments and people alike look at you with fear and trepidation as you threaten to go ‘nuke’lear on them. You are indomitable. Your thirst for chaos is unquenchable. You will not rest until you succeed in your quest. You are the Terrorist.

GO! GO! GO!

Wednesday, August 8

Harry's Big Fight!!!

Prologue:
Vivek “Check EETS” B.S. fell headlong into hot thick soup when he stood up to his Project Manager, Mr. Sal-rukh Khan, when the latter dumped him with more work and Vivek bravely refused. One thing led to another, and out of the blue, his PM decided that threats would intimidate Check EETS into taking care of the extra work. So, Sal-rukh Khan used his considerable clout and called the services of the now-bankrupt, former Super-Heavyweight boxer Mike Tyson in order to cower Check EETS into submission. But Cheki displayed his indomitable spirit when he was steadfast to his position, although amidst trepidation, he enlisted the protection of his friend, The ‘Widowmaker’ against the marauding ear-biter.
Now, Tyson knows his opponent, but is cocky about his prowess, but the Widowmaker isn’t aware of his opponent and agrees to battle it out with “He-who-troubles-Check EETS”.

Present:
[Narrator] (voice booming over the microphone) – Good Afternoon folks! We are LIVE outside the main gate of the Mysore Infosys Campus for today’s momentous match! Hello and welcome…I’m Narr Ator……

[Man] – ……….And I’m Narun Ayar joining him for what promises to be a treat for the bloodthirsty among us! In fact, whoever comes out on top today, it's the audience who wins! Please note that the bets are to be placed at the main gate security counter and proceeds from the bets will help the company in its new Software Development training plan package -“Campus Connect for Toddlers”! Several of them are in the audience today!

[Toddlers] *Wave and cheer*

[Narrator] (Snatching the mike back and harshly whispering) – Hey, what is this? Why are you reporting this fight? Shouldn’t you actually be EARNING your salary by working?

[Narun Ayar a.k.a. N.A] (harshly whispering back) – Hey, now look here. I don’t see any ID tag around you. I wonder how entered the premises in the first place! So, I either report you to security OR we both be civil and you hand me that spare mike over there…

[Narrator] (loudly clearing his throat) - ….Anyways, here comes our contestants! Walking down the road towards our left is Harry! Amazingly, we see a mask around Harry’s head! Is he cocky enough to take on Tyson blindly or is this a brilliant ploy from Check EETS so as to keep Harry from getting intimidated by his opponent!
[Narahari] (rolling his fists into balls) - It's Clobbering time!


[Narrator] - I’m afraid that didn’t sound mean enough, coming from your plump and cherubic face, Mr. Narahari. If you could be so kind as to be gruffer…

[Harry](clearing throat, practicing a couple of times and bellowing) – IT’S CLOBBERING TIME!

[Narrator] – That’s better. But I’m afraid we’ll first have to check with Marvel Comics to see if you are allowed to use the Fantastic Four phrase so shamelessly in public. But moving on……
Here we see the ‘Baddest man on the Planet’ in flesh, to our right as Mike Tyson comes ambling along with his perpetual mean frown. Notice how the entire crowd is taking one step back in fear and awe! Come to think of it, he doesn’t look as big as we think of him to be. Could it happen that Harry could actually clinch…Mr. Ayar! Why are you slinking away? Don’t tell me you are afraid of the ear-biter!!!


[N.A] – Nonsense! Well, coming back to the topic. It’s true! The boxer hunk looks puny in front of the Design Engineer from P.L.E.S!! As a wise man once said, the strong baboon is nothing compared to the weak but skilled baboon who will make coconut chutney of the others ass, steal his girlfriend and crash his Ferrari as well as trashing his house. In other words, Narahari, though not the fighting kind, might have a chance if he played to his strengths!
Well, here are some stats that I dug up from The Encyclopedia Galactica and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy!


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[Narrator] – Well folks, that gives you an overview into the two contestants! But, I too dug up some specific info on the two fighters. Here they are -
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So there you have it people, the boxer might have the odds tilted in his favour, but Narahari, with his ‘Belly Thrust’, and by putting the advantage he gains through superior height and weight, can curb the ego and eventually go on to defeat Mike Tyson himself!!! The fighters are moving ……………

[Harry] – HOLD IT!!!! Who did you say my opponent was?!?!?!

[N.A] – It’s the Kid Dynamite! It’s the American Bad-ass! It’s Mike Tyson, my friend!

[Harry] (removing his mask with shock) – Oh My God! It IS true! Cheki, how could you not tell me man! I shall shave your head once this is over. I refuse to die! I refuse to fight Mike Tyson!

[Narrator] – Ah, Mr. Narahari…I’m afraid matters are a bit more complicated now. After having foolishly signed the iron-clad contract prepared by Check eets WITH the mask on, you are now compelled to fight the hulk OR listen to the endless tirades and ravings of Check EETS for the remainder of your life!

[Harry] – Oh, now that puts me in a very tight spot now, doesn’t it? Alright, I chose the first evil over the other. Let’s do this fight then! But give some time to call up my parents and friends to say Goodbye!

[N.A] – Do not lose hope my friend! [to Narr Ator] My gut tells me this fight will be over faster than a ‘session’ with a hooker!

[N.A] – Anyhoo, The Widowmaker and Mike are now in place for the fight. The crowd of interns, production folks and curious onlookers is wild, the cheerleaders are in place and we see the two contenders walking towards each other! Narahari has extended a hand of friendship to the mean-machine and surprisingly, we see Tyson accept it!!

[Narrator] – Ewww…looks like a tight grip ‘Iron’ Mike has on the design engineer! Harry won’t be able to open that jar of pickles at home for a couple of weeks!

[N.A] – Aw! That’s an unexpected uppercut from the gentle giant to Tyson. Tyson has suddenly let go of Hari’s hand! But he’s too cool, too cocky! He is evidently unaware of Harry’s signature thrust!

[Mike Tyson] – Hell, this is too easy! I’ll even give you the first shot! Take it, I promise you, it’ll be your last!

[N.A] – Narahari seems to be rushing towards his unmoving opponent and is now landing a swift volley of jabs, hooks, straight rights, uppercuts. I’m surprised at how a professional heavyweight fighter is having trouble resisting an untrained software engineer and even getting wobbled a few times!

[Narrator] – It’s been one whole minute of constant hammering on Tyson’s defenseless, muscled body and Mike now looks angry! Awwww…that’s a devastating right jab on Hari’s stomach! He seems to doubling over in pain! I wonder how anybody is letting this cruelty happen in the first place. Hey, did anybody order Pizza?

[N.A] – Stop that! It’s not funny! The Widowmaker seems to be barely recovering from the under-powered punch there. He is squinting his eyes in displeasure.

[Mike Tyson] – I’m just warming up punk! You are toast! muhuhahahahahahaha (continues laughing for some time)

[Narrator] – Harry has gone back a few steps. He seems to have recovered from the blow. What have we here! The two contenders are rushing towards each other! BAAAM!

[N.A] – What just happened? Where are the fighters? So much dust….Wait, you aren’t going to believe this! Mike Tyson is on the ground! There’s no need for a referee! He is K.O!!!

[Narrator] – And, Harry is stuttering. He looks like he’s been hit by a train! I don't think he knows who he is anymore! But amazingly, he is standing! Oh no, there he falls….And so, with this, there is no winner to the fight!!! The match has ended in a draw! This is mind-boggling! Well, here is our guest commentator, Mr. Albert Einstein, to clear all our doubts! What do you think happened, Albert?

[Einstein] – Well, things happened too fast, but I conjecture using basic principles of vector analysis and the General Theory of Relativity that Tyson’s 2600 lbs deadly ‘left jab’ exactly counter-acted with the grossly underrated 2365 lbs ‘Belly–thrust’ of the Widowmaker, and owing to Harry’s superior weight and momentum, it proved too much for the heavyweight champion and he was knocked out, but without being propelled into the air, while at the same time, Harry has been knocked clean too…

[Narrator] – Hope you guys followed that, coz I didn’t! Thanks anyway, Albert!
So there you have it folks! This match has resulted in a no-winner, but it surely will result in Check EETS being on bench for a longer period and Mr.Sal-rukh Khan not being able to do anything about it!
And once, the two fighters come out of coma, I’m sure they’ll extend their arms in friendship once again and this time, in earnest!
But before we leave, let’s mourn for a minute for Vivek B.S., the twisted soul who will be attacked by both the combatants once they wake up, leaving him paralyzed and with a shaven head, for having organized this stupid match and for having come up with this incredibly lame-ass write-up!!! So it’s Goodbye from me, Narr Ator!

[N.A] – And this is Narun Ayar signing off too, with the solemn promise from Check EETS that there won’t be any more such stupid match-ups or face-offs in the near-future! Thanks for your time! Au revoir!

Monday, August 6

Musings of a bored mind...

I was reading this book called "God's Debris" by Scott Adams( of Dilbert fame) and came across this very interesting point.
Imagine that you are omnipotent. You can do anything, create anything, be anything. As soon as you decide you want something, it becomes reality. Imagine that you are God.
A God would have no emotions, no fears, no desires, no curiosity, no hunger. Those are human shortcomings, not something that would be found in an omnipotent God. What then would motivate God? Maybe it’s the challenge, the intellectual stimulation in creating and destroying things. But, Omnipotence means that nothing is a challenge. And in knowing that everything is possible. What could stimulate the mind of someone who knows everything and more importantly, knows that it can do everything? That it can perform every task?
This may sound morose, but I guess it sounds as if it is really boring to be God! But then again, boredom is very much a human feeling! Motivation is required to do anything in this universe. Now this is where I deviate. Just as how hunger, pain, fear, freedom and many other such feelings motivate all creatures to do something, humans are also motivated by these very emotions, probably more which includes "dignity of labour", "respect in society" , so on and so forth.
It is the basic instinct of curiosity that propels us to achieve something. We invented the wheel becasue we wanted to find out if it would feel good not to walk so much! We discovered fire because we wanted to know whether roasted beef tastes better than raw meat! We invented the "Blue Gene" 70.72 TerraFLOP SuperComputer probably because we wanted to know if the value of PI has a recurrence after the first 300 trillion digits!!!! :-P
We think up of stuff like the one I am writing as a as a curiosity or as a challenge to our superior minds as Homo Sapiens.But will any of this motivate God? He doesn't need to hunt or grow food, he doesn't need to know the exact value of PI. He knows that the first recurrence will occur after the first godzillian digits. :-). Nothing is challenging to God. His omnipotence requires for Him to be able to create galaxies with thousands of civilizations with the same ease as solving a simple quadratic equation!
So then, this brings us to the proverbial fork in the road... Why bother with all creation? Why create stuff in the universe and then destroy it? Why govern the universe according a set of laws and rules? Why go on with the whole charade when He knows perfectly well that He CAN do it. Is it just to prove himself of HIS capability with a practicable model? That is simply absurd and frankly, unholy!!!So then, that leaves us with the only uncomfortably logical explanation that it is his Destiny to do so!!! He HAS to do it all! He too can't escape it! So from this, we would come to the inescapable conclusion that even God is bound by Destiny, even though He has created Destiny itself! Then how does that make him omnipotent? A Catch-22 right here! If God has created the universe, then he needn't have, because there is no motivation for him to do so; but if he has created, then that would be because he was destined to do so...Now, we know for a fact that the Universe has been created and that we are a part of it!
Hence, an omnipotent GOD does not exist! Q.E.D .
I'm not an atheist....I'm only agnostic! :-D
 
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