Where was I???

Folks,

Please stop speculating.

Let me come forward with full disclosure.

Now, Michael Crichton's 'Disclosure' never caught on here in India(even with Demi Moore and Michael Douglas in the movie..I know!!!). Again, the RTI(Right To Information Act) of the Government of India has been more of an iron rod in a velvet glove than a real force to reckon with. So, I was never one who attached much relevance to a full disclosure.

You may be wondering where I was all this while. No??? Well then, to whomsoever it may concern, I was here during this time.


Yes, yes. This is the disclosure I've been trying to make. I was on a hiatus! So spare me!

I had a great time there. It was a fascinating ride; I was the captain of my own boat and I went on arduous quests slaying grave monsters, rescuing beautiful damsels in distress who were staunch intellectual conversationalists by the way. In my spare time, I came up with several conclusive solutions to the Reimann Hypothesis, applied fractal theory for a solution to world peace, and oh how can I forget, cured cancer.

Ok, time out! You don't wanna know where I was all this while. You are better off in ignorance. But, I'm here now, and I promise to make up for lost time with such a deluge of chaos and outbursts from me that you won't even remember the year and a half I've been away.

Cheers!